Became a Man of Status

by ianrandmckenzie

Less than a week after my return, the famous PvPer and venture capitalist KiwiSlider was taking notice to my writing exploits. With poems written about multiple players and groups, it seems I had proven myself to be a true figure in the Constantiam community. Kiwi chose to honor my efforts with a gift of his rare, un-dupable KiwiBrand Status Tenue kit:



And here's the certificate of authenticity:



No doubt, I had most certainly acquired this honored status from some fairly aggressive "SIMP"-ing of Kiwi with my poem I wrote about him:



And, if that wasn't enough to gain favor with him, I also made a fucking FIRE* rap about him:
*"FIRE" is entirely subjective, please consult your local drip consultant.

TIMELINE
Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

Category: constantiam.net



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