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Happy New Year!
by hazardly_
BOOK
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I'd like to wish a happy New Year
To those in the Cart Club
I'm happy we're all gathered here
This year has been enough
To those in the Cart Club
I'm happy we're all gathered here
This year has been enough
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I've wasted a lot of my time
And you probably have too
Let's hope this year holds good signs
Of it not being a disastrous slew
And you probably have too
Let's hope this year holds good signs
Of it not being a disastrous slew
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Our cart tracks are impressive
And our unionship is more
The redstone is excessive
I can't wait to see what this year has in store
And our unionship is more
The redstone is excessive
I can't wait to see what this year has in store
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Happy New Year to CCC. <3
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I'm On Yo Shit
by hazardly_
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nah nigga now im on yo dumbass boy im on yo shit head built like a dell computer with yo stupid boy boy im on yo shit your dumbass probably at home speaking into a fucking walkie talkie with your broke ass boy im on yo shit boy built like the snapchat logo boy im on yo dumbass nigga been
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listening to rod wave and crying in the corner headass nigga (rod wave my stepdad btw) but fuck all that boy you built like a toothpick skinny body ass bitch boy im on yo shit nigga built like slenderman with a block head enderman face ass nigga was scared of five nights of freddy at age 13
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dumb nigga boy im on yo shit boy built like buggs bunny "wHaTs Up dOc" headass nigga boy got a speech inpediment "I-I-I-I-I w-w-w-w-ould l-love to g-g-go o-o-out w-w-with you headass boy im on yo shit boy head built like a globe with yo stupid ass boy im on yo shit and you telling me im a nigerian
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ape boy you built like an orangutan boy im on yo shit nigga built like the facetime logo my boy built like a luminescent light bulb headass boy im on yo shit bitch you look like a magnifying glass bitch im on yo shit boy built like a broken pencilstfu nigga squeaking ass nigga im on yo shit built
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lysol wipes nigga im on yo shit boy look like a god damn boomerang stupid bitch OH NAH fuck all that shit boy built like a charger outlet boy im on yo shit yo dick flat like a pancake boy headass boy im on yo shit bitch only thing you can take is your mom to prom fat nigga boy eat cheese stains off the
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ground for a scooby snack nah nigga im on yo shit you would probably suck dick for a packet of crumpets dumbass nigga and now im on yo shit look like a deformed headset boy im on yo shit you do shots of toilet water with your roaches in the back nah nigga im on yo dumbass
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and you too you bitch you coloring marker ass bitch boy im on yo structure of a chair boy im on yo shit built like a router
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#book-competition-2020 I have no idea who originally wrote this. I have this written in-game, though.
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My First Book
by haz
First day, first book. Well, it's not actually a book, it's a rather short poem that's admittedly shit. Before all else I'm not a poet, and this is the first poem I had written in a while. It's also the first shitpost I had made in a while. So it's garbage.
I managed to get a more defined style later on which is largely inspired by Ian's style, since I think it flows better and is more suitable for Minecraft books. Here's an example of what my new s...read more
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Water IS Wet
by hazardly_
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I do understand that this is not 2018. This debate is outdated. But I believe the wrong side won; most people seem to believe that water is, in fact, not wet.
If you fall under that ideology, you're neurologically impaired.
If you fall under that ideology, you're neurologically impaired.
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They argue that water is not wet. It is the "source of wetness."
However, killers are the source of killings. Are killers killed? A lot of the time, yes. The exact same is true for water.
If an atom of water is touching another atom of water, they are
However, killers are the source of killings. Are killers killed? A lot of the time, yes. The exact same is true for water.
If an atom of water is touching another atom of water, they are
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touching an individual source of wetness. They are both being moistened. They are both being wet.
Unless you are in a laboratory, which none of you can afford to go to, you will never see a single atom of water. As far as you're concerned, water is wet.
Unless you are in a laboratory, which none of you can afford to go to, you will never see a single atom of water. As far as you're concerned, water is wet.
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Some might argue, "but fire isn't on fire!"
You're a retard.
Fire isn't water. Many people argue that fire is, in fact, the opposite of water.
It's not water.
Dumbass.
You're a retard.
Fire isn't water. Many people argue that fire is, in fact, the opposite of water.
It's not water.
Dumbass.
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UWU
by hazardly_
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I am not a man.
However, the internet holds an everlasting stigma-- especially in Minecraft-- that if you are not an overt catgirl who only speaks through hentai-esque meows and moans, then you are, in fact, a man.
However, the internet holds an everlasting stigma-- especially in Minecraft-- that if you are not an overt catgirl who only speaks through hentai-esque meows and moans, then you are, in fact, a man.
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I will not act as if I am a catgirl. You cannot make me. I don't care if you're Viktisen prepared to shove a crystal up my ass and a sword down my throat if I don't meow. I will never meow. I will never uwu. I am not a catgirl. I am not a man.
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No, I will not "prove it." I do not need to. Prove to me that you're a man then, fuckface. Actually, don't. I take that back. Don't.
But I am not a catgirl. Nor am I a man.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
But I am not a catgirl. Nor am I a man.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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