Archives

Filtering available for logged in visitors.

Note: The views reflected in Archives content do not necessarily represent the views of the MinecraftArchives.com creators or its other users.

Create a New Archive

To Spawn!

by ianrandmckenzie

BOOK

Page 1 of 5

I bounce like a joyous fawn

You see, I'm off to Spawn!

I've got my books and boots

My tasty apples and sugar cane shoots!

Page 2 of 5

I'm off to spawn, yes, I'm on my way

To give my spawnfriends a joyous day

I will shower them with gifts

As my spirit lifts

Page 3 of 5

I'll be at spawn in just a minute or two

My excitement is budding, through and through

I'll see cravy and kief and wilfree

If I'm lucky, I'll even see Kiwi!

Page 4 of 5

Soon I'll be at spawn for a wonderful stay

With all my friends, I can't wait to play

Sure, they'll try to cut me up

Place a crystal and blow me all up

Page 5 of 5

Spawnfriends are murderers, yes, it's true

But perhaps when you read this, I won't be murdered by you?

I'm headed to spawn for a little fun

Hopefully this idea wasn't dumb...

Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

Spawnfriends Vol. 1

by ianrandmckenzie

BOOK

Page 1 of 10

Do you know what's a drag?

Using the word 'fag'

A word that you state

To passively hate

Page 2 of 10

There is not hate in me

So I opt to stay free

Of using that word to send

Instead, I use 'friend'

Page 3 of 10

Newfriends are fresh and ignorant

Oldfriends are wise and arrogant

But, here's a new term for me to lend

It's called the spawnfriend

Page 4 of 10

Spawnfriends are the server's socialites

They stay close to the action and get in fights

They are the ones that know best

There's no safety outside your ender chest

Page 5 of 10

So when they build, they are care free

Because they know everything is temporary

Now, it's time for me to tell you

About Constantiam's spawn crew

Page 6 of 10

KiwiSlider is a formidable fighter

Gruigi will get you all oOoOoigi!

Halo will make your heart grow

KoZe makes the highways cozy

Page 7 of 10

Cosmyck will make you crystal aura sick

FlyingBroccoli hosts events so timely

CuBoyd sends your mind into the void

m4Vincent has videos so magnificent

Page 8 of 10

wilfree will make your totems flee

saint_pale drops beats that never fail

JamesRustles got those YouTube hustles

Sanvar, a president taking Constantiam far

Page 9 of 10

There's something else your mind should store

Out of spawn, there are many more

For those I failed to mention, I do apologize

As of yet, your name has not met my eyes

Page 10 of 10

Needless to say, there is more I will write

About spawnfriends showing their might

All I know in the end

Is that I love the spawnfriend

Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

BOMBIRIBOM IS DA BOMB

by ianrandmckenzie

BOOK

Page 1 of 4

Have you heard of BOMBIRIBOM?

They're the fucking bomb

Helping newfriends out of spawn

Making this server less of a yawn

Page 2 of 4

BOMBIRIBOM is as cool as dom_

As digital as a CD-ROM

BOMBIRIBOM tries their hardest

To administer Constantiam's IQ test

Page 3 of 4

Keeping our newfriends safe

So that their fresh bums don't chafe

BOMBIRIBOM is on the case

To protect the Constantiam race

Page 4 of 4

So if you're not based

Then you are faced

To leave pain free, or agonize while you stay

Whatever you choose, it's Constantiam's way.

Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

Ballad of Cosmyck

by ianrandmckenzie

BOOK

Page 1 of 5

Let me tell you about a little trick

To make PvP your top Minecraft pick

Although you might take a lick

You should fight Cosmyck

Page 2 of 5

As you're passing spawn by

He'll swoop you with his boat fly

And when he catches up

Don't count on him saying, 'sup?'

Page 3 of 5

He'll drop a thousand crystal shocks

He'll make you shit your crocs

And before your gapple is swallowed

Your whole chest cavity is hallowed

Page 4 of 5

But if you manage to survive

You should probably take a dive

To any water that is blue

Where his crystal can't get you

Page 5 of 5

But you'll probably still die

From his sword swooping high

This is why spawnfriends are sick

Of that guy named Cosmyck

Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

The Ark Kit

KIT

Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net/

Archives

To Spawn!

Embed this archive on your website!

Copy and paste this HTML onto your website:

Spawnfriends Vol. 1

Embed this archive on your website!

Copy and paste this HTML onto your website:

BOMBIRIBOM IS DA BOMB

Embed this archive on your website!

Copy and paste this HTML onto your website:

Ballad of Cosmyck

Embed this archive on your website!

Copy and paste this HTML onto your website:

The Ark Kit

Embed this archive on your website!

Copy and paste this HTML onto your website: